Thursday, May 27, 2010

Unanswered Riddle 10:

What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

45 comments:

Johan said...

Run away.

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

Well… If you saw an endangered animal eating an endanger plant then you are probably standing on “endanger ground”. I agree with Johann… Run away… Quick!

~Shiloh

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

Oops! I just noticed that I spelled your name wrong, Johan! Sorry! I guess I'm used to spelling Bach's name. :)

~Shiloh

Johan said...

;-) It doesn't bother me a bit. :D My parents wish that they spelled it with two "n"s, because some people think that it is John misspelled.

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

Well, that's the food chain, isn't it?
So, I'd just step right up, taking my place in that food chain, and... shoot them................ with my camera!!!! ;D
Perhaps, I could even sell the picture, (being that no one has ever seen anything like this before!) and make millions!

~Bethany

Johan said...

@ Bethany: that scared me for a moment! LOL! Is your camera a Canon? ;-)

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

Johan: LOL! Very funny! Actually I don't have a Canon... but I have been dubbed a "Sneaky Picture-taker"! A handy occupation!

~Bethany

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

Daniel's GONE!!!
Has anyone seen him lately???

~Bethany

Johan said...

I could change my name and say that he's been working, but...

I don't want to get him in trouble again. :D

Johan said...

I think he'll post within a few minutes... Or might be working on a post now. :D

Daniel Ahrens said...

well I was working! I was busy painting a metal shed with white super glue.

Ok here's my answer: shoot the animal and report to an environmentalist whacko immediately. Then shoot the environmentalist whacko.

DA

Bisceglia Family said...

I’m impressed by Daniel’s industriousness! I think the rest of you need to find a job, or work a little harder at the one you’ve got.
j/k ;)

- Janna

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

Well, I have a job!!! I teach piano.

And of course I work on our farm. (How many of you were milking goats, catching bucks, chasing kids, etc. etc.?)

BTY: I'm beginning to wonder... does the "JK" stand for "Janna's Konsequences"?;)

~Bethany

Johan said...

How many piano students do you have? My neighbor wants me to teach him to play the organ. About goats; my goat was named "Billy the Kid", and he died--seriously.

To clear up a bad rumor, I actually do work. Lately, I've been writing a 6-page brief for an upcoming law "camp", working on the farm, practicing piano & organ, finishing up school, etc., etc.

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

Johan: I only have one piano student. :) I'm still in my first year of teaching! Have you ever taken Pedagogy?

Are you possibly going to debate camp? Is it in WA?

~Bethany

Daniel Ahrens said...

just fyi, I don't think Janna was trying to start "bad rumors", which is why she said "JK" :)

DA

Johan said...

Cool! I haven't taken pedagogy; it sounds interested though.

The law camp is at Liberty University in Virginia.

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

Daniel: Aha! The one who always works... isn't! ;)
Yes, I thought Janna was joking (but then... you never know with Janna!:)) I just don't want to be accused by an unknowing, misunderstanding blog reader who believes a big-time rumor!

Johan: Yes, it is great!!! Are you an NCFCAer?

~Bethany

Bisceglia Family said...

Hello bros, this is Lord Bisceglia speaking. I'd capture the animal and sell it for a million dollars. (I'll go to extremes to make money.) if i had a million dollars Bethany wouldn't be teaching piano and Johan would be living in his pictures(literally) and Danyell wouldn't be painting our sheds with superglue.
~Noah or Lord Maderok or Lord Bisceglia.
P.S. call me which ever sounds the most superb to you.

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

Hello Serf Bisceglia! What doest thou mean that I wouldn't be teaching piano (I've worked long and hard at Paderewski's Minuet)? I've played piano long enough to have people say that I don't play it... but attack it!!!
About the money... I'd make millions BEFORE thee (I got the idea first... right)! Ha! So much for thy idea.... Also, "Keep your lives free from the love of money."
Danshout has never painted a bathroom is 4 hours. I did it from 10-midnight and the next morning 6-8. So what does he (and thou) think about that?

~Drafted by THE great Bethany the Conquer. Great, Great, Great, Great, Great... Grandaughter of William the Conquer HIMSELF!!!

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

Lord Noah,
Out of curiosity, how would you capture it???
A falcon?

~“The-Emperor-over-the-sea” Jordan

Bisceglia Family said...

Bethany: if i can put Johan into his pictures,(literally)than i must have some form of magic with which i can lure the "Falcon" to me.
lORD MADEROK THE INVINCIBLE (sounds pretty cool, huh?)

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

You there: What? I didn't say anything about a falcon. And you must be scared, because you didn't answer my questions... (don't worry, I am kinda scary!)

Um, your name is pretty cool. But mine's HOT!

~THE great Bethany the Conquer

Bisceglia Family said...

My apologies, Miss Conqueror, if i didn't answer your questions. but being only twelve you must understand I have trouble comprehending all that goberish.
Lord Maderok
P.S. i'm writing a book about a character called Conan Maderok.

Bisceglia Family said...

Bethany: after asking my oldest brain-cell about your post, I think I might be able to answer the first question. After making My Millions, I would be kind enough to share it with broke musicians like yourself. correct me if I'm wrong, but thats what you play right. BROKE
signed: the coolest name anybody can think of.

Bisceglia Family said...

And you did say something about a falcon.
~you know who

Daniel Ahrens said...

wow Noah you sure talk a lot for an invincible lord...

Daniel the Great and Awesome Lugnut, Lord of Quelf, Emperor of Dominion: Seaside, Captain of the Great Airsoft Battle Field, King of Age of Empires II: the Conquerors Expansion, Generalissimo of the Chunky Swirly Ski Slope, Corporal of Call of Duty 3, and Keeper of the Sacred Documents of Catan.

How's that for a title?

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

You Know Who: Um, yes. I know you are only twelve. (You just don't know how old I am... and you never could guess either!) In fact I know more about you than you know about me. (Right, Noah R. Bisceglia?) And what, pray tell, is "goberish". I'm not sure...
Ah! You are kind. But who says I am going to live the life of a musician? And I'm not at all sure what you mean by telling me that I play a "BROKE"... what in the world is that? Do you mean Baroque?
Hmmm... all things considered perhaps you'd better look out for the wellfare of your sisters... aren't they (and you, for that matter) musicians? (Of course, without my support, things could go haywire! JK!)
And I didn't say something about a falcon... that was my brother, Jordan.

~Bethany R. Murphy (No, that's not the name you think you know me by!)

P.S. Three Cheers for your brain-cell! Maybe you'll have to recruit her to "get" this comment! I wrote quite a lot!

Our Family said...

Janna,

What's going on here? I think these people really do need a job or work for that matter. Does any of this have anything to do with the original riddle?

~S

Daniel Ahrens said...

Shiloh: no. we answered the riddle so now we get to talk about anything we want!

DA

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

Yep! You're right about that one!

~Bethany

Bisceglia Family said...

Bethany: I took your suggestion and asked "My Oldest Brain-cell" about your loooooooooooooooong comment. it led me to believe your age to be around sixteen or seventeen. am I not right? As to you thinking me to be a musician like the rest, you are wrong. I consider myself to be the athlete of the family. goberish is something like gibberish. it just a more...well...medieval way of saying it. and your spelling of broke(however correct it may be) leads me to think that your from the south. it looks kinda like it should be pronounced baaaaaaroke. (don't worry, it was suppose to be a joke.) And my sincerest apologies for mistaking you for your brother.(i'm sure you two look nothing alike)
~meek, meager, humble, and dignified Noah.

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

To the VERY meek Noah: Yes, I am 16. Good guess! I alreay knew that you were the family athlete... Jordan told me (but I knew before that!). Never in my wildest imaginations would I be from the south! CA was my home. Yes, I thought it was a joke. I love jokes... so it doesn't bother me in the least! And as for my brother, we do look alike. Check out this picture if you don't believe me! http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9NwyT7DQY8I/TAHoLtTzJNI/AAAAAAAAEnI/-IlJ58hTID0/s1600/DSCN0130.JPG )

~Bethany

P.S. Gibberish is not Med-evil either!

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

Noah: I forgot to say that you are VERY gracious and that I thoroughly enjoyed reading your comments! :)

~Bethany

Bisceglia Family said...

Ha! I guessed your age perfectly. I’m very proud of my phenomenal intellectual abilities that allow me to do (and think) the impossible. Also…never mind. Alright, I got the word goberish from a game called Mount&blade. Daniel would know because he plays the game.
Hint hint: Daniel, where are you?
~Noah

Bisceglia Family said...

Holy cow! thats hilarious. your brother dressed up in a dress and you with short hair! amazing! I don't believe it. there must be some sort of prank going on. Explain immediately.
~Noah

Johan said...

Wow, those recent posts are GREAT! LOL

@King Noah: That'd be great to live in a picture! Of course, fish often live in pitchers, but people rarely do. :P How would you put me into a picture?

@Bethany: Nope, I'm not a NCFCAer.

Signed and Sealed this Fine Rainy Day:

High King Peter of Now Here (Nowhere)

Bisceglia Family said...

Johan: about putting you into pictures, I can only say that they do it in the movies. people walk in and out of books and pictures as easily as I walk through my door(if its open)C: Unfortunately I haven't figured out how they do it. LOL
Lord Maderok

Daniel Ahrens said...

Noah: yeah now that you mention it I do remember that word... I think... I guess I thought it was "gibberish" but I might be wrong.

DA

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

Noah: I think that you are getting me mixed up with my twin brother. We do look a lot a like, don't we?
As for pranks... watch out!!! I have quite a handful (and headful) of those! :P

~Bethany

Bisceglia Family said...

Daniel: I'm pretty sure it was goberish because I remember thinking it was weird that they put that word there(if it can even be called a word). maybe peasants at that time used goberish or maybe the programmers made a mistake.
ok, Bethany, my eyesight isn't quite that bad as to mistake your for your brother. I"m not as stupid as I may have thus far seemed.:D
~Noah

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

Noah: Whew! I was getting worried there...! :)

~Bethany

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

Okay Noah: Just incase you think I don't know how old my brother is... I was joking about us being twins! (I guess I just doubted your "phenomenal intellectual abilities that allow me to do (and think) the impossible."! Or perhaps it was a prank! And obviously, you fell for it!)
Just wanted to clarify... we are not twins!

Now, my twin sister... JUST KIDDING! ;)

~Bethany

Bisceglia Family said...

your brother is younger than you, bethany.
~N

Ebenezer Forest Farm said...

Yeeesss... but by how much? (That is much harder than you think.... =P)

~Bet